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“This is almost as good as biting you.”

—   M.T.

“Sometimes … I understand child abuse.”

—   J.C.

J.R.:

Is that a condom?

J.D.:

Yeah.

J.R.:

Oh. It’s a chili pepper pack.

J.D.:

Nope. Put it on your penis.

“Talk eggy to me.”

—   S.P.M.

"for science"

E.O.:

He’s gonna science her brains out.

“I’m as intelligent as a motherfucker.”

—   anonymous idiot

“Your grandma doesn’t know shit about tits.”

—   J.R.

“What’s a Sirius Black? Like a serious black guy?”

—   B.A.

“The worst part of anything with kids is kids.”

—   M.T.

J.D.:

What kind of chips are those?

Z.L.:

Mine.

“Oh, I would take a donkey.”

—   N.C.

“This is my friend Tom. He needs 2 tables for his balls.”

—   S.P.M.

“My mom thought I was retarded but I was just dumb and Mexican.”

—   J.R.

E.O:

Guys, remember when Jairo didn’t know when to leave?

everyone:

*laughs*

C.E.:

Seriously, Jairo, you gotta go.

“I’m doing things with this poop. Leave me alone.”

—   S.E.