HEARDSMITH

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J.D.:

What kind of chips are those?

Z.L.:

Mine.

“Oh, I would take a donkey.”

—   N.C.

“This is my friend Tom. He needs 2 tables for his balls.”

—   S.P.M.

“My mom thought I was retarded but I was just dumb and Mexican.”

—   J.R.

E.O:

Guys, remember when Jairo didn’t know when to leave?

everyone:

*laughs*

C.E.:

Seriously, Jairo, you gotta go.

“I’m doing things with this poop. Leave me alone.”

—   S.E.

“Jedi’s are people too.”

—   J.D.

“He talks straight for how gay he is.”

—   S.G. 

“Teabag dead people.”

—   A.T.

“I will punch a fucking horse for you… where’s a horse…”

—   J.R.

M.T.:

Do you have his regular number?

M.K.:

Uh, I have his fucking number, not his regular number.

“Beer is my favorite color.”

—   B.A.

“I’m like the movie Speed: if I stop partying, I die.”

—   unknown

“You’re gonna make me piss on your face.”

—   N.S.

“Do you want human tea?”

—   S.P.M.