| C.P.: | He got ran over by a car. |
|---|---|
| M.T.: | Was he on his bike? |
| C.P.: | Funny, he was in a Starbucks... |
If I drink it through a straw, I get way drunker.
Scantily-dressed woman at Angel’s Stadium
| Dude: | Would you rather suck a bum’s big toe, or, lick a frog? Just the dirtiest bum in the world. He’s all gross. |
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| Friends: | *silence* |
| Dude: | ...You’re not doing anything tomorrow, right? |
| E.O.: | How’d the final go? |
|---|---|
| J.D.: | It was good. Couldn’t have done better if I studied. |
| M.T.: | I’m gonna cram so many of those in my hole. |
|---|---|
| C.E.: | Wait, which hole? |
| M.T.: | My cram hole! |
