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C.E.:

Where are my glasses?

J.D.:

You don't need glasses.

C.E.:

... Who said that?

“The sun feels so good! This is my 2nd favorite vitamin D. The first is Dick.”

—   J.R.

“Aww! Everyone looks really good except for Patricia.”

—   B.A.

“I just want someone to do what I want to do.”

—   K.S.

“Oh he squats, and I watch. That shit is alright!”

—   D.C.

“You win some, you bone some.”

—   E.O.

He was resting at the club

D.D.:

Are you taking a disco nap?

J.D.:

So much disco nap.

“Redheads aren’t real people.”

—   J.R.

“I wanna hot dog in the shape of a penis that tastes like a penis.”

—   B.A.

“Slytherin is cunning, historic, anti-Semitic…”

—   C.P.

“My toe is gone. It said goodbye.”

—   E.M.

How was your dinner?

S.G.:

The chicken was really tender.

C.E.:

Really?

S.G.:

It went really slow with me and so romantic.

“She’s so oblivious to the fact that I’d fist her friend… That’s it. That is the worst thing I’ve ever said.”

—   M.T.

“You’re so gay. And not even in the good way.”

—   N.S.

Yeesh.

Z.L.:

I got drunk and drove home.

J.D.:

You drove drunk?

Z.L.:

No. I drove wasted!