| J.R.: | I hope a ghost sucks your dick! |
|---|---|
| J.D.: | Is that a good thing or a bad thing? |
Peanuts and beer … I’m in heaven!
man at Dodger Stadium
| B.H.: | Will you bring me a beer? |
|---|---|
| J.R.: | Sure! What else do you want, a million dollars? |
1I’m an Afghanistan vet, dick! I’m playing with prosthetic hands right now!
man on X-Box 360 Live
| Z.L.: | Now I don’t have to worry about women anymore! |
|---|---|
| J.D.: | That’s what happens when you turn gay. |
