HEARDSMITH

See also my personal tumblr @ http://heardsmith-inner-space.tumblr.com/

E.O.:

Jon, what are you doing in the kitchen?

J.D.:

Eating graham crackers.

E.O.:

Christine, what’s he really doing?

C.E.:

Cleaning up the tequila he spilt.

“We almost died because of dick crème.”

—   J.D.

“I’m not blind, I just can’t see with my eyes.”

—   J.R.

“What’s cucumbery about Bauhaus?”

—   K.S. seeing Bauhaus Tonic on a cocktail menu

“The name’s Rophone. Mike Rophone.”

—   M.K.

“It’s dollar o’clock.”

—   C.E.

Jairo's hamster died the day after moving in. Then he got a new one.

R.S.:

Welcome to your new home, buddy!

R.S. as New Hamster:

I wanna die.

“Just watch your mouth. Its like you have Dick Tourettes.”

—   unknown

“HELLO, YES, I’M SPEAKING INTO A BANANA.”

—   M.T.

“I once peed on a snail. Seriously.”

—   a teenager

“You’ve never seen Face-Off? The best part is when they switched faces.”

—   E.O.

“This car is kind of nice to other drivers. I don’t like that.”

—   N.C.

“I would like a band name that implies that we’re better than other bands.”

—   J.D.

“He looked like shit but was buff. That’s a productive way to be homeless.”

—   D.M.

“Ever hate Tom Hanks so much that you punch your own balls?”

—   J.R.